Never heard of that word? well, yeah, i just made it up.
So, i was thinking why do we have so many social networking sites,so many smart phones/gadgets ? and in the process i discovered they all solve pretty much the "same problem" in their own domain.
For instance, why would a person need to sign-up on Facebook, Orkut, Twitter,MySpace,Hi5, Linkedin(can be waived as it has a purpose)and zillions of them ? Can't we just have one place to connect with our friends ?
Why would we need iphone,nexus one,Droid,Mytouch,Windows Phone(the new shit),etc. ?
These questions are for the so-called big techie revolutionary companies. Why the heck can't they think of new solutions for existing problems rather than adding colors and giving touch-up's to the existing solutions?!.
The recent appropriate examples of such stupidest acts are "ipad" and "Buzz". Damn it, i have an iphone why do i need an ipad ? damn it, Me and my friends are on orkut, facebook, gmail, yahoo(i know it luks lil crazy here :p) why do i need Buzz ?
Basically, we need solutions. Astonishing,amazing and brilliant solutions for our problems not the re-mixed versions of solutions.
Now, Scream with me "WEeee NEEeeeeD SOooooLUuuuTIONSsss".
PS: The best solution i ever got to live in america is Google Maps/ GPS :)
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Life Without Her !
Can you imagine your life without her ?
You should be thinking who the f*@k is her?! well, she is my beloved "GOOGLE".
I was smitten by her only after two years i got bitten by the internet bug(hmmm..lemme think, when i was 16 years young i guess).
She made my life beautiful,lively,informative,fast,sexy(love dis part),raunchy and miserable too sometimes. There were days when i did not speak to my physical loved ones(whats physical? well, i meant the living beings) but was never a day that i passed without looking at the worlds biggest eyes of gOOgle !
Globally speaking, folks, what impact did this piece of idea popped out of a stanford dorm had on our lives ? We are so f@*kin' dependent on it as parasites which can not live with out it's prey(in this case google was never a prey). For instance, i actually used google to look around for a place(Dunkin Donut's, ofcourse they serve good caramel mocha latte too) to pee nearby.
Off late, at a lunch-conversation with my friend asked him what is the biggest revolution in the world in the last decade, thinking for a moment he said "It must be Google".
Wondering, in near future if any other thing could replace my muse, like Nisha Kotharireplaced Urmila Matondkar) for Ram Gopal Verma !!!
You should be thinking who the f*@k is her?! well, she is my beloved "GOOGLE".
I was smitten by her only after two years i got bitten by the internet bug(hmmm..lemme think, when i was 16 years young i guess).
She made my life beautiful,lively,informative,fast,sexy(love dis part),raunchy and miserable too sometimes. There were days when i did not speak to my physical loved ones(whats physical? well, i meant the living beings) but was never a day that i passed without looking at the worlds biggest eyes of gOOgle !
Globally speaking, folks, what impact did this piece of idea popped out of a stanford dorm had on our lives ? We are so f@*kin' dependent on it as parasites which can not live with out it's prey(in this case google was never a prey). For instance, i actually used google to look around for a place(Dunkin Donut's, ofcourse they serve good caramel mocha latte too) to pee nearby.
Off late, at a lunch-conversation with my friend asked him what is the biggest revolution in the world in the last decade, thinking for a moment he said "It must be Google".
Wondering, in near future if any other thing could replace my muse, like Nisha Kotharireplaced Urmila Matondkar) for Ram Gopal Verma !!!
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