Sharpest !

Do you know whats the sharpest of all ? A "No".

Quite disgusting thing to hear and to face on the planet is a "NO" from anybody.

It rejects, deteriorates and it bleeds. Always !

It afflicts your trial, degrades your belief, creates inhibition and curbs your hope.

However, the claimed disadvantage of "NO" being sharp is actually an advantage because it cuts you open to get the "real you" out !

Therefore, get smeared and count your No's just for the heck of boasting about them to your "YES" one day ;-)

The Vacuum

You try something, you fail.
You do something, it does not work.
You at least try doing something, you cannot even "try".

Have you been in this state where everything looks Blank,Bland, and Boring ?

Been trying to figure out what is this called? why it happens at all? It is apparently called "vacuum", and it sucks !

Being in the vacuum, i made an interesting observation while i was at a mall(with a very poor cell phone signal reception) where me and my friend got separated. We tried finding each other going every nook & corner with failed attempts. At some point i quit, sat on a couch and was looking around. Surprisingly, i spotted my buddy coming my way in a minute time !

Moral:

* Do not be desperate.
* If you can't find what you are looking for, Stop, take a breath and look around !
* When nothing else works QUIT(read as "take a break") temporarily !!!

A decisive state of mind.

Sometimes we wonder or question ourselves, why did we fail or succeed at something at hand?!

When i questioned my self the same, the only answer that struck my head was "State of Mind !" .

Any moment or situation in our life is a new state which occurs due to a transition from the previous state and at core it's a result of decision taken in previous state and which actually could only happen with that particular moment's state of mind. Makes sense ??!!

I know now you are in "WTF-are-you-talking-about" state of mind :D.

OK, now come out of it and inject this,

"Blame no god, blame no luck, and blame none other, Start blaming your self and remember that only you are responsible for your 'decisions' and 'state of mind'. So, do not even let others dare to make them for you ! "

Being 'Simple'

People surprisingly decipher this word a very hard way. Unfortunately, 'Hard' is the closest antonym for the word 'simple'.

I've seen,read and heard stories of lives conveying the point how modest and how simple their lives were. They say they ate only once a day, they walked 4 miles in the hot summer to get to school or work, they had only two pairs of clothes, they read under street lights and the funniest thing is they think they lived the simplest life. Oh well,well.. is that called living simple ?!. I would say its a C-O-M-P-L-E-X life.(as complex as calculus, you hate it too, don't you ?)

Definition of 'SIMPLE' is
* Switch, the light is ON.
* Switch, the A/C is ON.
* Open the refrigerator, the food is there ready.
* Click the button, the mail is sent.
* Swipe the card, the stuff is yours.
* Step on the gas, you are at your destination.

Look at these Simplest people on the planet. Duh, Poor people.

I want to be as simple as them. :)

Solutionize.

Never heard of that word? well, yeah, i just made it up.

So, i was thinking why do we have so many social networking sites,so many smart phones/gadgets ? and in the process i discovered they all solve pretty much the "same problem" in their own domain.

For instance, why would a person need to sign-up on Facebook, Orkut, Twitter,MySpace,Hi5, Linkedin(can be waived as it has a purpose)and zillions of them ? Can't we just have one place to connect with our friends ?

Why would we need iphone,nexus one,Droid,Mytouch,Windows Phone(the new shit),etc. ?

These questions are for the so-called big techie revolutionary companies. Why the heck can't they think of new solutions for existing problems rather than adding colors and giving touch-up's to the existing solutions?!.

The recent appropriate examples of such stupidest acts are "ipad" and "Buzz". Damn it, i have an iphone why do i need an ipad ? damn it, Me and my friends are on orkut, facebook, gmail, yahoo(i know it luks lil crazy here :p) why do i need Buzz ?

Basically, we need solutions. Astonishing,amazing and brilliant solutions for our problems not the re-mixed versions of solutions.

Now, Scream with me "WEeee NEEeeeeD SOooooLUuuuTIONSsss".

PS: The best solution i ever got to live in america is Google Maps/ GPS :)

Life Without Her !

Can you imagine your life without her ?

You should be thinking who the f*@k is her?! well, she is my beloved "GOOGLE".
I was smitten by her only after two years i got bitten by the internet bug(hmmm..lemme think, when i was 16 years young i guess).

She made my life beautiful,lively,informative,fast,sexy(love dis part),raunchy and miserable too sometimes. There were days when i did not speak to my physical loved ones(whats physical? well, i meant the living beings) but was never a day that i passed without looking at the worlds biggest eyes of gOOgle !

Globally speaking, folks, what impact did this piece of idea popped out of a stanford dorm had on our lives ? We are so f@*kin' dependent on it as parasites which can not live with out it's prey(in this case google was never a prey). For instance, i actually used google to look around for a place(Dunkin Donut's, ofcourse they serve good caramel mocha latte too) to pee nearby.

Off late, at a lunch-conversation with my friend asked him what is the biggest revolution in the world in the last decade, thinking for a moment he said "It must be Google".

Wondering, in near future if any other thing could replace my muse, like Nisha Kotharireplaced Urmila Matondkar) for Ram Gopal Verma !!!